WHEN LEOPARDS GO WRONG

image: mine

so far, my cataloguing cats project has been dedicated soley to the examination of specimens of the highest order... but how can one know how good one has it until one encounters what she most fears of all creatures in the jungle? BAD EXAMPLES OF ANIMAL PRINT!

see above: a raggedy one-shoulder synthetic bodysuit in the 'just arrived' section at peacocks (SHUDDER) but looking as if it had never seen better days. the print looks like a scary close-up photograph of the simmering cells of some deadly disease in a petri dish under a microscope. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.